A brief glimpse at the career that never was

The call comes late, and I'm immediately told that I will be put through. Then the Spanish voices kick in and I wonder if I should start speaking. Thankfully I hold my breath and quickly realise that I'm in the midst of adverts and someone talking about the last song that was played (by Ray Parker Jnr of Ghostbusters fame). But then the jingles stop and the serious voices begin. So damn fast. I just wish I had carried on learning Spanish... All I can catch are my name and my job and then it starts. And I suddenly find myself live on Colombian radio.....